Scootering - March ‘10
While I’m writing this, my Vespa is in a 20-ft container stacked among thousands of others on board one of those huge ships crossing the oceans. And I am enjoying my stay on a wonderful island called Serendib, Ceylon or Sri Lanka. I have had plenty of time to look back and marvel at the journey of these last nine months. It is still difficult to figure out what has been the meaning for me of these months on the road, or to what extent I have been changed by this completely different and greatly appealing travel experience, so I will start by telling you what I liked in it.
At first, of course, I have enjoyed quitting the daily routine of my sedentary urban existence. I have discovered a way of life strictly opposite to what used to be my everyday. I lived in Paris, enjoying the cultural life, but I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of times I have been to a cinema or concert hall in the last months. Most of the time, I have been in the countryside taking in every kind of landscape conceivable: sandy or rocky deserts and mountains, hills and flat plains, canyons and huge rivers, landscapes heavily occupied or modified by men, and others completely empty. I worked in an office and only saw the sun a few hours a day; I’ve spent most of these nine months outdoors, whether it was raining, snowing or hitting hard in the sun. My face is weather-beaten. My hair fairer and my nose almost lost for having been burnt way too often.
These past months, I’ve liked packing and repacking my bag to hit the road after a few days spent somewhere finding about new people and cultures. I’ve enjoyed watching the world roll out before my eyes day after day, all the while swapping smiles with farmers in their fields or coughing behind trucks which engines, ages too old for the hills they were trying to climb, exhausted a thick black cloud which I couldn’t cross without getting dark marks on my face. Day after day, I have smelled the fruits ripening and watched new birds, new cattle, the change of cultures in the fields, the wheat turning from green to brown before being replaced by paddy.
I have loved becoming a nomad, but without feeling like I was running to a designated faraway destination I had to reach as fast as I could. I think I have not been on the move more than one day out of three; I took the time to stroll around, to read, to visit places… One needs time to adjust to new climates, to meet people and to learn and understand new cultures.
I have had the privilege to relive the sheer pleasure I had as a child during the sunny and never-ending summer holidays. Time has been stretching endlessly, giving me a freedom impossible to enjoy in normal life, the freedom to set up my pace as I liked. Days didn’t have the boring and melancholy quality of routine anymore but an utter intensity as their were filled, one after the other, with incredible novelties and discoveries. Not a single day was like the one before.
It took me some time to learn how to surrender my will and let myself go with the flow of accidental encounters or incidents, and to just wait and see what would happen next. I used to feel an irrepressible need to control the way I spent my time; I have learned to follow people I’ve just met and see where it leads me; I often had no other choice but to do so!
This human part of my adventure has been decisive to the pleasure I have had, and also in making nine months of solitude enjoyable. There have been plenty of brief but intense encounters, shortened by the lack of a common language and enriched by the generosity of small gifts and the exchange of frank smiles. Even a short talk could shed light on the reality of the country I was discovering and change the way I was looking at it. I remember Milan, the owner of a restaurant on the Tigris River with whom I spoke a whole evening. We spoke through his 12-year-old son and I could see how strict a father he was, and also how proud he was of his son’s ability. Milan was Kurd and he told me about his stateless culture and about decades of oppression by the Turks. He didn’t tell me whether he had fought, but told me that he was a strong-hearted communist and had spent more time in jail than out in the last years. He was tall and strong, and certainly not the kind to sit behind a desk. He told me about a huge dam which was being built across the mighty Tigris river. The millenia-old city before us, and his brand new restaurant, are scheduled to be flooded next year. He was ready to resist at any cost but, he told me, without violence, as he now had a family. Encounters of this kind have been rare but recurrent, and I couldn’t express how meaningful it has been. Also thrilling has been to ride along with fellow travellers sharing tips, difficulties and dreams. I even feel I have deepened my relationship with friends at home through e-mails, accounts of my trip and spending time together with them in remote countries.
With all this, I can say I’ve enjoyed turning a dream I had been playing around with for many years into a sharp, intense and human reality trip that was the exact opposite of the postcard dreams sold by the peddlers of exoticism who have transformed some earthly paradises into mere branches of Consumer Society Inc. I really would like to encourage all those who are planning or dreaming of an overland journey across our small planet to just go. I have seen so many different travellers, younger and older than me, on foot, bikes or with cars, gone for 6 months or 6 years. All were enjoying the freedom given by such an adventure and the discovery of the five continents. Aspiring travellers shouldn’t be afraid of what looks dangerous from home, such as political strife or common thieves. On the other hand, road rules are quite different from those at home, to say the least.
For me, it was a scooterist’s trip. I am not the first to have undertaken such a journey on a Vespa but others are not plenty, despite my belief that it is the best way to travel, as I have explained several times in my articles. There is no better way to be forced into that slow pace you need to really discover your surroundings, while keeping the possibility of endless detours. I first reached Istanbul from Amsterdam in 10 days, 3 300 km, proving it is possible to ride fast, although it is not the most enjoyable way of driving a Vespa. The real pleasure is in the succession of easy drives on average roads and slow climbs on narrow mountain tracks at the end of the world to discover the landscape on the other side.
Travelling on a Vespa is also travelling lightly. Each time I’ve met other overlanders it was funny to park my small wheels beside their bikes or cars or trucks. My Vespa was always a dwarf, but an elegant one. And I was glad it was so light when I had to haul it to the back of a car, jeep, train or truck — it’s even traveled on the roof of a bus on an incredible 24-hour journey from Gilgit to Rawalpindi. This stretch of 630 km is the only one I didn’t cover on my Vespa. The Karakorum Highway was being rebuilt and was worse than a mess. I’d struggled through more than 200 km and over 20 hours of driving and only succeeded in falling regularly and destroying my shock absorbers and rear drum. Getting the Vespa on top of the bus and down was quite spectacular. First, it had to be towed with two ropes along a narrow ladder. Then, in Rawalpindi, it was lifted on the left shoulder of a single man who climbed down the ladder balancing the Vespa on his shoulder. I so wish I had a picture now of this amazing show, but at the time I was looking helplessly at my scooter, waiting for the second the balance would break and my Vespa crashed five meters below.
Travelling light also means you are travelling at the mercy of the elements. For all these months I have been outside, enjoying the wind in my face. Since Armenia, I have stopped wearing my helmet and riding bare-headed is an utter pleasure, even though it’s reckless…
Last but not least, travelling on a Vespa, you can be sure nothing will ever go according to plan. There will always be mechanical trouble or failures to force you to stop for a short or longer period of time in a place where no tourist has ever stopped before. At this point, you will need help and assistance and you will have to find the people who can give them to you. Retrospectively, I realize that even if mechanical problems often annoyed me to no end, finding a way out of them and meeting generous people to help me has been one of the best part of my trip. As Barnabella, a friend of mine, would say: “travelling on a Vespa is finding adventure around the corner”.
And finding adventure was one of my goals. By adventure, I don’t mean the sort of big sport challenge, that’s not like me at all, but finding a way to put the magic back in reaching a faraway destination. In India, when I was wondering whether I would ship my scooter to Thailand and push onwards on my journey, I realized how meaningful the little line across Asia my Vespa had continuously followed was. It may seem absurd, but this absurdity is what I was looking for; I was so happy to see my Vespa in the middle of a yurt camp between a Landrover and a BMW GS. To me, this absurdity was a condition to my journey being filled with all I’d dreamt about while preparing my trip, and it was definitely better than in my dreams.
The high- and lowlights of the trip!
Best distance
The total distance I have done is around 29 500 km in a 260 days journey burning an amazing 1 000 l of petrol and more than 50 l of oil… It also means I have stopped between 250 and 300 times at the petrol station as I have been trying to refuel every 100 km to avoid running out.
Looking in my notebook, I have realized I had only been riding 110 days out of this 260 meaning an average of 270 km a riding day. I cannot tell which day was the longest one. I have only covered more than 400 km a handful of time, for example from Newcastle to Lochgilphead on April 5th. But I would rather choose July 7th when I have crossed the desert of Dasht-e-lut (literally desert of the emptiness) a flat straight road of 400 km I covered before noon as the heat was already blowing my head and I was having desperately annoying electrical problems.
Best difficulty
I have already written a few lines about it. Definitely, the Karakorum Highway was a major obstacle on my way. It was even more impressive because of the crazy landscape surrounding the road, directly coming out of a Tolkien novel with endless cliffs and kilometers-long glaciers along the way, and also because of all the tales about the dangers of the road, the buses falling into the river and all but gone…
The KKH was the best difficulty and also the best landscape, the kind you think can’t exist for real until you actually see it; it exhausts superlatives when you try to describe it, and it’s too panoramic to fit the optical lens of a camera.
Worst weather
This one is not easy, as I’ve seen a great deal of difficult weather, but nothing really catastrophic. Anyway, I would pick one storm I had between Kars and Ani, the former Armenian capital, a city dead for centuries. Since the weather was fine when I left, I hadn’t taken my rain gear. But as I was strolling across ancient ruins, clouds gathered above me, and on my way back I started to hear thunder. Between Ani and Kars, it is a desolated stretch of flat land, a high plateau 2000 m above sea level. I could see the storm from very far away and I had an inkling that big cloud was not going to miss me. The storm lasted half an hour. I could see lightning striking all around me. I was quickly forced to stop, the lateral wind making it very dangerous for me to keep on, and even stationary, I had to stabilize my Vespa firmly with my legs. Thankfully, as with all storms, the weather quickly cleared up, and I had an invigorating hot shower at my hotel, 50 km away.
The worst day
The worst day was July 20th. I was on my way from Samarkand to Tashkent in Uzbekistan, about 250km of direct road. For a few weeks, I’d been having this electrical failure I couldn’t track, my engine was coughing, hesitating and turning back to normal but this day was even worse, I had to keep the throttle fully open and my speed remained between 20 and 50 kmh, which was quite annoying.
At this point I was stopped by the police. The Uzbek police amply deserve their reputation of corruption, and it happened as I expected, quite funny I must say. I was told I had been caught overspeeding (the road was the biggest in the country, a four-lane drive, and I had been overtaken constantly by cars easily going above 100kmh). So I laughed and waited for them to understand they wouldn’t get a quid from me. I was told the fine was 100$, strange, I didn’t think the USD was legal tender there… After half an hour of waiting under the burning sun, I was free to go. I hope they have learned that hassling travellers is hopeless.
One hour later, after the 1001st bump, I lost all power. The engine was running well, the clutch also, but the wheel was not spinning. The next day I understood it was the rear drum’s teeth which were all chewed down, but at the time I was astonished and, had I understood the situation, there was nothing I could have done in the middle of nowhere.
I waited a long time.
Some guys helped me stop a truck heading to Tashkent, negotiate a fare and load the scooter on top of hundreds of cement bags. I had no clue where to go in Tashkent, or how to fix the whole thing. My driver didn’t even speak Russian, which I only knew a few words of. It was a long mute drive.
The truck stopped in the suburbs of the capital and left me on my own, at dusk, in a shabby parking lot, with my disabled 100-kg Vespa and 30 kg of gear. I finally managed, with a handful of dollars, to convince a cab to carry everything. The car wasn’t bigger than a Smart; I was constantly looking back, afraid I’d see my Vespa falling out onto the street. And the icing on the cake was, the hotel I had found was highly overpriced, I couldn’t afford more than a tiny cupboard under the stairway… Opening my bag, I found that my bottle of shampoo had been smashed and had emptied itself on my books… No doubt, that was the worst day!
Best hotel
During my journey, I only went to one palace, and it easily wins the contest, although it was also my most expensive night, but 50 € full board isn’t that bad.
It was at Shigar Fort Residence in northern Pakistan. A 14th century castle restored into a lavish hotel that, however, remained faithful to the original plan of the building. The rooms were not big, but perfectly decorated and amazingly clean for me after 6 months on the road. Everything was in stone or wood. The castle was surrounded by a vast, landscaped garden along a mighty stream.
Beside this palace there has been plenty of hotels, guesthouses or homestays I have enjoyed very much, not that much for their luxury, but for their atmosphere, the people I met there, or a nicely cooked dinner…
And also, I’ve regularly preferred to bivouac in the wilderness rather than stay in ramshackle or overpriced hotels. I particularly remember a night I spent in the beginning of June in the self-proclaimed republic of Nagorno-Karabagh. The wheat was shining green and the fields were coloured by the pale red of poppies and the various blues and yellows of wildflowers. There was stormy smell in the air and the rain actually came pouring down in the night. I pitched my tent on the edge of a dense forest. There, I found wood to build a campfire, and a clear spring. The ground was covered by a thick mattress of dead leaves. Not a single noise except the wind in the trees and the birds. It was a perfect lonely evening under the stars, watching the fire.
Best food
In these ten months of travel I have not cooked a single meal for myself. I can say I miss it a lot, as I miss French food.
However, I’ve tremendously enjoyed my gastronomic discoveries along the road. Unfortunately, if all the countries I’ve visited have great food, the one served in restaurants may not be so, or at least it may not be varied enough; and even if you like something, eating it day after day will turn taste into distaste.
For that reason, I would say that the best food I ate was in Pakistan. I have found there an excellent blend of origins: the traditional food of the mountains, with a lot of fruit; the Afghan influence, with kebabs and grilled meat; and the Punjab taste for hot and spicy food. In one month and a half I couldn’t get bored, and as my palate was getting accustomed to spice I could risk trying new dishes.
Best encounter
I’ve already explained how much I’ve enjoyed my mechanical problems bringing friends to me. My best encounters definitely were Armen and the Roosta family.
I met Armen in Yeghegnadzor, southern Armenia. It was there that I had my first big mechanical failure (the coil of the primary circuit in the stator was dead). He welcomed me into his home with big meals shared with the whole family for as long as I needed to figure out what the trouble was and how I could fix it. In the end, when my engine finally managed to start again, we went for an afternoon-long party: barbecue, armenian vodka and cognac. Now that’s hospitality !
In Tehran at last, where the streets are still full of Vespas, I found the mechanic I had been looking for since I’d left Europe, the one who would repair the various problems I’d had with my front fork since my departure. It was little issues at first, but they got more and more serious with each bump, and in Iran a fix was becoming urgent. Roosta and his family sorted out all my troubles, even those I hadn’t mentioned (my cracked central stand was melded again, for example). Their shop was full of old Vespa advertisement bills and original spare parts, decades-old and still in their packaging. When I asked for the bill, I was told the two-day job was free. Even when I insisted, they refused to be paid and M. Roosta told me he liked my trip very much and wanted me to tell all around about the generosity and kindness of the Iranian people. I will never forget it.
I should also say a word of all the short encounters along the road, only a few glances and exchanged smiles that make whole days much happier. In Rajahstan, while riding across a quasi-desert with Ana and Didier, we stopped under an acacia to let our engines cool down. We were quickly surrounded by dozens of shy young teenagers and one tall woman carrying a huge ewer on her head. She was very happy to see us and so were we, inexplicably.
Worst mechanical failure
My worst mechanical failure was definitely on the road between Khajurao and Benares in India. Those who have driven in India will understand me when I speak of a dangerous pothole. You can find a good stretch of road, straight with good tarmac and at the end, invisible in the shadow of a tree, a huge and deep pothole. I hit one at a speed of above 65 kmh. The shock was hard, since the rim, and not the tyre, hit the ground first.
The rim was badly folded, the brand new rear shock absorber was dismantled, the rubber silent-blocks also exploded and, worse than everything else, the fixation of the shock absorber on the crankcase broke.
Every time I’d had a problem before on which I had to call Burzock, my mechanic, he would cheer me up by telling me it could have been worse, that I could have broken the crankcase. And there it was!
Fortunately, India is the best place to fix a Vespa, whatever the problem is. In the next town, I managed to have my crankcase melded. This temporary repair enabled me to reach Delhi, where I bought a new LML crankcase which suited my engine. Nevertheless, my engine was taken apart and reassembled twice in questionable circumstances and has lost some of its character. It is now in dire need of getting to the Parisian garage that saw its birth!












